The Navigator by Vern Buzarde

Author:Vern Buzarde [Buzarde, Vern]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-07-11T22:00:00+00:00

Dr. Julien Romeo is a neurosurgeon, veterinarian, and Nascar race car driver.

Yep, Julien Romeo was back, but this time with additional skills. Will skipped through several pages, looking for dialogue.

I.Q.: Dr., you clearly don’t see the inner me. I’m more than a beneficiary of genetic evolution. I can recite atomic equations and do physics to calculate the best angle for shooting the curl. Then, cook the most perfect filet mignon in a way that will keep you up at night.

“Gas?” Will thought.

Dr. Julien Romeo: Oh, I see the real you. But, dammit, woman, I’m only a human being. I’m just a mortal man!

Next page.

Dr. Julien Romeo: Babe, I live life one lap around the track at a time.

Skip to the bottom.

I.Q.: We can’t let the aliens die. For the love of God, we must save their race. They have put their trust into me! Their entire existence depends upon me now! Dig, Hamlet! Dig that desert sand like you never have before! I need more plutonium!

INSERT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED DOMINO SILVA SONG #1- SANDY PANTS

“Lookout Broadway,” Will thought, envisioning I.Q. Macbeth - the Musical, as he skipped a few more pages.

Dr. Julien Romeo: That alien will need brain surgery in order to survive. It may be tricky. I’ll need access to the large balls. Probably have to cancel the race.

Skip to the bottom of the page:

I.Q.: I didn’t know multiple orgasms would affect my ability to concentrate on physics! I need meditation upon this! I need to surf! * (this line is subject to editing in order to maintain PG-13 rating)

INSERT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED SONG #2 - GETTIN’ HOT IN THERE

He skipped five more pages.

Dr. Julien Romeo: Dammit! I loved that dog like my own! Hamlet gave me hope humans could live in peace. Like in Africa. In the animal world!

Five more pages:

Dr. Julien Romeo: Any last words before I send you to hell, Santos?

Will squinted, fairly certain the Santos character—the head of the cartel— had died in the previous movie. He remembered the actor who’d played him sobbing, completely unconsolable after receiving a call from the veterinarian that his pet cat had died. They’d shut down for a whole day.

Ten more pages:

I.Q.: No, no Julien, you can’t leave me. By God, I say! The trauma to your cerebellum is extensive. But the power of love can heal damaged neurons! It’s physiology! Science I tell you!

Four more pages:

I.Q.: Tell your fellow aliens our spirits are pure. Mankind and womankind seek intellectual collaboration and love. A peaceful universe where all can have pets and no starvation.

LONG SHOT: I.Q. SURFING & SCATTERING ASHES OF DR. ROMEO & HAMLET

INSERT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED SONG# 3 - THEME SONG - THE ASHES OF MY LOVE

THE END

The nightmare that was I.Q. MacBeth was about to begin, and Will understood it was guaranteed to haunt him the rest of his days on Earth. He could offer some helpful suggestions but knew it wouldn’t make a dent. The thing was unsalvageable, as was his career now.

Brand Will Manning was about to suffer irreparable harm, deep damage from which there would be no restoration.

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